I was asked to judge the Fiery Foods competition in Fort Worth
But I JUST got back from Mexico and it made me realize that I am not as skilled at eating HOT HOT HOT foods as I thought I was.
I was the weiny of the whole gourmet group.
I think in all fairness to the contestants, I should pass
So I asked them to keep me in mind for ice-cream, cheese, chocolate, cocktails.
I am a really good eater