This is not about hot flashes

Yesterday I started test driving a Ford Taurus. The driver before me must have left on the "warm the seat" function and I could not figure out how to turn if off.
Today I signed up for a pole-dancing class to review for yogayaya.com

I must be hot today

Not too hot

I was asked to judge the Fiery Foods competition in Fort Worth

But I JUST got back from Mexico and it made me realize that I am not as skilled at eating HOT HOT HOT foods as I thought I was.
I was the weiny of the whole gourmet group.
I think in all fairness to the contestants, I should pass

So I asked them to keep me in mind for ice-cream, cheese, chocolate, cocktails.
I am a really good eater