THIS MORNING DHL WOKE ME UP AT 8 WITH
TWO TUBS OF CHOCOLATE BANANA ICE CREAM ON DRY ICE
A BOTTLE OF TOMATO VODKA FROM THREEE OLIVES.
4 BOTTLES OF WINE (ACTUALLY THREE WERE DOUBLE PORTION BOXES)
AND SOME GREEN FOLDING CAR SACKS
MOST PEOPLE WOULD THINK IT WAS GREAT TO GET THAT ALL BEFORE 8:15 AM
sORT OF LIKE XMAS MORNING
BUT I HAD BEEN UP LATE (AND HAD TOO MUCH WINE TO DRINK) AND I JUST WANTED TO SLEEP.
THE DHL PERSON "APOLOGIZED" FOR BRINGING ME SO MUCH STUFF. I COULD NOT GET IT ALL INTO MY LOFT, SO I SAT ON THE PARK BENCH IN FRONT OF MY LOFT AND OPENED EVERYTHING. I FELT A BIT LIKE A WINO SITTING THERE. MOST OF THE PEOPLE WALKING BY WERE COMING FROM THE HEALTH CLUB--DRINKING SOMETHING LIKE POMEGRANATE JUICE.
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